June 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
we’re a very non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let our dog name us. my name is Woof, and i’d like you to meet my husband, Woof. these are my kids Woof and Woof
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
the fact that someone who can hit a ball really well with a stick or throw a ball really well gets to go to college for free so they can hit a ball with a stick or throw balls for 4 years pisses me off so much
I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
when someone you thought was your best friend calls someone else their best friend
- Harry Styles: wow look how cute and adorable i am
- Harry Styles: i'm just going to be a loving committed boyfriend and wear my heart on my sleeve nbd
- Harry Styles: hey guys don't mind me just being a cuppycake
- Harry Styles: love is equal
- Harry Styles: wow i'm going to tell this girl that she's beautiful because she said i saved her life and that's so sweet
- Harry Styles: also this fan said she was thirsty so i guess i'll get her a bottle of water because that's what i do because i'm caring and loving
- Harry Styles: Louis
- Harry Styles: i love my family
- Harry Styles: butterffliiessss
- Harry Styles: Louis
- Harry Styles: Louis
- Harry Styles: Louis
- Harry Styles: Louis
- Harry Styles: Louis
- Harry Styles: Louis
- Harry Styles: I love Louis
- Harry Styles: Love love love love love love love Louis
- Harry Styles: i'd never do anything to hurt Louis
- Harry Styles: because i love Louis
- Harry Styles: I am forever committed to louis
- Harry Styles: louis
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- Majority of the fanbase: wow what a whore
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
